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"Overheard"

"When we were in high school, my mom bought like four gallons of milk a week. I would probably drink a gallon every other day."
"That's a little outrageous."
"That's a little outrageous."

"It's a first date, and I have a suspicion that she wants to get laid. She's tan, and he's not that funny."
"Yeah, but he was there... And he's had a vasectomy."
"Yeah, but he was there... And he's had a vasectomy."

"I wanted to be an astronaut, soccer player. Though now in retrospect being an austronaut is way more structure and effort."
"But that was the dream?"
"That was the dream. Now my dream is like oh my god I get Friday off. A three day weekend."
"But that was the dream?"
"That was the dream. Now my dream is like oh my god I get Friday off. A three day weekend."

"I bought a Ugandan orphanage, and I have been supporting them for some time with a Web3 project that's centered around NFTs. What are your thoughts?"
"As soon as I hear NFTs something in me dies."
"As soon as I hear NFTs something in me dies."

Nothing at all.
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